"It's Not Going To Lick Itself" Funny Christmas Sweater | Lollipop Holiday Pullover | Naughty Candy Ugly Christmas Sweater | Adult Humor Xmas Party Wear
🍭 Sweet Christmas, Batman! Get ready to be the most lickable person at your holiday party with this deliciously cheeky Christmas sweater that's sure to make everyone's sweet tooth tingle!
🎄 Candy-Coated Features:
- Premium quality fabric (sweeter than a candy cane!)
- Vibrant festive green with traditional Nordic patterns
- Giant lollipop design that pops harder than Santa's belly
- Machine washable (because holiday parties can get sticky!)
- Available in sizes XS-4XL (room for holiday treats!)
- Unisex fit for all candy lovers
🎅 Perfect For:
- Adult Christmas parties
- Holiday bar crawls
- Ugly sweater contests
- Secret Santa gifts
- Office parties (if your HR has a sweet tooth!)
- Christmas party photoshoots
- Holiday date nights
✨ Why This Sweater is a Sweet Deal:
- Eye-catching candy design
- Classic ugly sweater pattern
- Conversation starter guaranteed
- Double entendre that keeps it playful
- Premium quality that lasts longer than your New Year's resolution
⚠️ Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter, excessive candy cane consumption, and sugar-rush induced compliments!
🎁 Order now before this sweet deal melts away! Perfect for those who like their holiday humor with a side of sugar!
Size & fit
Shipping Info
Production Time:
We take about 1-3 business days to create our cut & sew products.
Shipping Time:
USA, UK & Australia: 5-10 business days
Canada: 7-12 business days
Europe: 5-15 business days
Rest of the world: 7-17 business days
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
