"I'd Like To Lick Your Candy Stick" Hilarious Adult Christmas Sweater | Ugly Holiday Party Sweatshirt
Ho ho... hold up! 🎅 This isn't your grandma's Christmas sweater (unless she's got an amazing sense of humor). Rock the holiday season with our deliciously naughty take on traditional holiday knitwear. This bad boy features a classic Scandinavian-inspired pattern with a candy cane that's definitely been hanging out on the naughty list.
What makes this sweater sweet:
- Red and white Nordic pattern that looks innocent... from a distance
- Cheeky candy cane message that'll make the eggnog come out your nose
- Perfect ice-breaker for holiday parties
- Unisex fit that looks great on everyone
- Guaranteed to win any ugly sweater contest (or at least raise some eyebrows)
Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter, excessive high-fives, and occasional pearl-clutching from conservative relatives. Best served with a side of holiday spirit and a good sense of humor!
Ideal for holiday bar crawls, adult Christmas parties, or making HR slightly nervous at the company holiday bash. Each sweater comes with a 100% chance of becoming the most memorable outfit at any festive gathering.
Size & fit
Shipping Info
Production Time:
We take about 1-3 business days to create our cut & sew products.
Shipping Time:
USA, UK & Australia: 5-10 business days
Canada: 7-12 business days
Europe: 5-15 business days
Rest of the world: 7-17 business days
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
