"Put Your Nuts In My Mouth" Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt | Nutcracker Funny Christmas Sweater | Adult Humor Christmas Party Wear

402,69 kr. 281,86 kr. DKK

Crack up your holiday party with this hilariously nutty take on a classic Christmas character! Our "Put Your Nuts In My Mouth" Nutcracker sweater is perfect for those who like their holiday cheer served with a side of cheeky humor.

Key Features:

  • Features a sassy Nutcracker who's very... direct about his job description
  • Vintage-inspired cream background with festive borders
  • Snowflakes and stars that aren't the only things that'll make you sparkle
  • Navy blue ribbed cuffs and collar that keep things classy (even if you aren't)
  • Premium quality print that won't crack (unlike your nuts)

Perfect For:

  • Adults who never quite grew up
  • Office parties where HR is on vacation
  • Making grandma ask you to repeat what your sweater says
  • Being the most memorable gift at the exchange
  • People who appreciate both nutcrackers and double entendres

Warning: May cause:

  • Uncontrollable laughter
  • Awkward explanations
  • Holiday party legend status
  • Instant popularity among those with a similar sense of humor

Note: No actual nutcrackers were harmed in the making of this sweater, though their dignity might have been slightly compromised.

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Shipping Info

Production Time:
We take about 1-3 business days to create our cut & sew products.

Shipping Time:
USA, UK & Australia: 
5-10 business days
Canada: 7-12 business days
Europe: 5-15 business days
Rest of the world: 7-17 business days

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.