"I'm Not Tachy" Nurse Christmas Sweater | Funny Medical Professional Holiday Pullover | RN Healthcare Worker Ugly Xmas Sweater | A-Fib Nursing Humor Gift
👩⚕️ Hey medical squad! Found the perfect heartbeat for your holiday wardrobe with this hilarious nurse-themed Christmas sweater that's got more rhythm than your average cardiac monitor!
💉 Vital Signs Check:
- Super comfy fabric (better than those 12-hour shift scrubs!)
- Cool black design with festive green and red accents
- Snowflake pattern that's way prettier than your EKG readings
- Machine washable (because night shifts happen)
- Available in all sizes (like hospital scrubs, but way more fun)
🏥 Perfect For:
- Hospital holiday parties
- Nurse station celebrations
- Medical team gatherings
- Healthcare office parties
- Clinical rotation days
- Night shift festivities
- Secret Santa for medical staff
❤️ Why This Sweater's Got Good Stats:
- Medical humor that only healthcare pros get
- Cozy enough for those long hospital shifts
- Great conversation starter with patients
- Perfect for medical team photos
- Makes charting slightly more bearable
⚠️ Side Effects: May cause spontaneous laughter from other medical professionals and confused looks from everyone else!
🎄 Still accepting new patients! Order now for delivery before your holiday shift schedule starts!
Size & fit
Shipping Info
Production Time:
We take about 1-3 business days to create our cut & sew products.
Shipping Time:
USA, UK & Australia: 5-10 business days
Canada: 7-12 business days
Europe: 5-15 business days
Rest of the world: 7-17 business days
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
